
i ironically entered an art contest with this piece of shit AND I GOT INTO THE FINALS OMFG I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF YOU HAVE NO IDEA
remember when
actually they’ve got this listing for “article writers for a young and edgy audience” on the same site and describing anything as “edgy” sounds really horrible but i’m thinking of going for it and writing in RADICALLY BODACIOUS-type lingo because these people sound really out of touch

i’ve found my calling
- don’t fully understand the situation
- don’t know the person at all
- attack them
- quickly
- don’t even think about it
- compare them to hitler
- scream
jake english is essentially a social justice blogger